Kai: "Please stop asking, I'm much too shy to take my shirt off..."

Minho: "woah. calm down... it's just a game.."

G-Dragon: " my favorite piece of clothing? hmm it would have to be just a plain old comfortable tee shirt."

Taemin: "Bleh banana milk? who the hell came up with that?"

Key: " I can't say whats really on my mind! that would hurt their feelings!"

Chanyeol: "I'm bored."

Sunny: "Aegyo? thats soooo immature."

Mir: " Why hello there, would you like to venture over to my household where we can all dine on perfectly
quaffed waffles and later, we can all rest our craniums on a soft pillow while we happily slumber?"

Yoona: "I'm so ugly no man will ever find me attractive."

Baekhyun: " I'm sorry, but honestly I think SNSD noonas are just plain and untalented.."

Niel: "Can i please have a few more lines in the next song? please?!"

Siwon: "I've come to a conclusion. Everybody, I'm Atheist"

Hoya: "I hate purple."

Myungsoo: "I hate this bamboo pillow."

Sungyeol: "I'm the most mature in my group."

Sunggyu: "I can see you."

Kyuhyun: "Video games are childish"

Changmin: "I'm not hungry"

Sooyoung: "I'm full"

Onew: "I hate chicken!"

Kris: "Yes, let's do it!"

Taeyeon: Tiffany's eye-smile and butt are ugly

Tiffany: I hate pink

Jessica: I don't want to sleep

Luhan: "Xiumin isn't a baozi"

Tao: "Cake is absolutely disgusting"

Bom: "I hate corn"

Heechul: "I'm ugly"

Yesung: "I ate turtle soup today"

Yongguk: "My voice is so high pitched"

Woohyun: "Aegyo and greasy things make me vomit"

Lee Joon: "I hate variety shows"

Wooyoung: "I speak perfect english"

T.O.P: "I can't wait to reveal my body today"

Jonghyun: "My tweets show how sophisticated I am"

Zelo: "Tomatoes are gross"

J.Y.P: "Whispering is inappropriate"


Hahahahahahhaa some of these were just too funny xD