In reality, Donghae doesn’t give you beautiful roses.

In reality, Heechul’s heart doesn’t start to vigorously beat when he’s around a girl. It’s just the massive square mileage of an ego that feels painfully violated.

In reality, Leeteuk doesn’t want to date you but just fap to the thought of you.

In reality, Eunhyuk likes to be the submissive one.

In reality, Han Geng tells all his friends how fast he made you come last night.

In reality, Kyuhyun doesn’t believe in destiny, but in his own good looks.

In reality, Sungmin goes to donate blood to pick up chicks who are weak and easy from massive blood loss.

In reality, Zhou Mi doesn’t want to see you pole dance because he’s better at it.

In reality, Siwon looks up your skirt when he ties your shoes.

In reality, Ryeowook doesn’t want to wash your fucking car.

In reality, Yesung calls you Moon Geun Young in bed.

In reality, Henry shares his food.
No.

HAHAHAHAHAHA Ryeowook! X'D

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