If you just knew what I've been through these 3 days. The funny thing is I don't even go out from the house *forever alone* My action life is in this house XD Except for yesterday, I visited my granny ^^ She came home from a trip so half of my relatived were there.

And this was the biggest fail in history:

*Le aunt droping a glass on the table so all the glass fragments landed on the table and IN the food*

So that was all the food we had we searched through everything and found some glass in the salad & yogurt. So everything was chill but I just couldn't eat my food >__>

Aunt: Do you want me to cook something else for you?
Me: NO, no need to I'm going to eat this ^^
*watching the food over 10 minutes*
Aunt: I know you have a grudge against the food let me cook something else!
Me: NO NO NO no... I just need a... napkin
*starting to eat the food*

So I almost ate everything and my family didn't have any problem at all, the food was glas free ^^
But...

*taking the last bite*
*CRUNCH*
Me: O___O *crunch* *crunch* *crunch*
Aunt: Is something wrong?
Me: NO, not at all *swallow*

YAHHHHHHHHH I though I where going to DIE?!?!?!?! TT____TT But everything is fine... I ain't dead... yet..

                   
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Another thing that happened a while ago:

*Me eating some rice cake* <-- people from middle east know what I mean XD It's literally "rice cake"


It's more or less burned rice XD HAHAHAHAHA It sounds so disgusting but it's really good :O

Omma: Don't you want to pour some sauce on it?
Me: No..
Omma: Why? (needs to know EVERYTHING)
Me: Nahh I can't...
Omma: Say it *gives that creepy angry look with the tiny asian eyes* <--- Chinese people know what I mean XD

Me: Fine... That sauce is to girly for this rice cake, because this rice cake is really masculine so it need a "bad girl" saouce and the bad girl sauce is exactly over there *pointing at the meat sauce* because that girly sauce fits the gay rice over there. They blend really well and give you a good combination between sauce and rice. That's why I don't want to have this sauce.
Omma: What have I ever done to give birth to a child like you. Both me and your dad is smart but look at you...

That was mean -___-'